Seasonal Stall (August 2014)

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Seasonal Stall (August 2014)

Postby JohnCarver » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:15 pm

Salemites,

A dock worker explained the recent activities near the docks to his Majesty. We was quite displeased and as such will now be purchasing all your weapons so that you may enjoy more peaceful lives with one another.

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His majesty understands that you wish not have idle hands. As such he is selling you an inspirational that gives remarkably high points per silver. As well as a new rolling pin so you may live a more peaceful life.
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby Thor » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:18 pm

Nice wo-

JohnCarver wrote:*His Majesty will sell you a dead golden goose. ¦]


.. You *******.
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby Suffragium » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:21 pm

HOLY **** YOU ACTU-
JohnCarver wrote:*His Majesty will sell you a dead golden goose. ¦]


...Oh.
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby alloin » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:50 pm

interesting
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby Kandarim » Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:56 pm

screw his majesty

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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby alagar » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:06 pm

Kandarim wrote:screw his majesty

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Holy crap you just wasted 30s Oo
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby Kandarim » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:07 pm

correction.
The FULL 33s!
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby lachlaan » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:27 pm

You're sworn to uppoult the law in the town of Providence, shame on you Kand.
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby Suffragium » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:30 pm

lachlaan wrote:You're sworn to uppoult the law in the town of Providence, shame on you Kand.

I AM SWORN TO CARRY YOUR BURDEN
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Re: Seasonal Stall (July 2014)

Postby Kandarim » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:32 pm

sorry, i've been cooped up too long :(
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