Nubs are in Season

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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby lachlaan » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:15 pm

In other news, kudos to the artsypants that drew the cold snap panel, it entirely embodies the emo gothy gloominess Salem should instill into all of our souls.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Procne » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:16 pm

Scilly_guy wrote:Just went to plant my trees and the season changed, guess my trees will be one season behind everyone elses growth wise.

Seasons are for sissies. Real man-trees grow even in winter.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Argentis » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:22 pm

Procne wrote:
Scilly_guy wrote:Just went to plant my trees and the season changed, guess my trees will be one season behind everyone elses growth wise.

Seasons are for sissies. Real man-trees grow even in winter.


In Mother Russia trees do no grow in winter, winter grows on trees!
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Lusewing » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:29 pm

So true:

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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Potjeh » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:49 pm

So what's the God Blossom option on the trees? Only got one, don't wanna risk killing it with this.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Argentis » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:51 pm

It doesn't do anything. My character didn't even issue a move order to the tree when I did it.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Potjeh » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:51 pm

Hm, leftovers from Devmode interface they forgot to clean?
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby lachlaan » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:55 pm

If you have 1kg of sugar, 1kg of pepper, and like, some butterflies, stuffed bunnies, a kite and all the other nice things ingame, you could perhaps summon .. well, no, it can't be...
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Xenocide » Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:03 pm

*Bats now suck between 3-4.5 Blood per tick, down from 3-9. This was a necessary change because approx 18-25 years ago a woman got pregnant, most likely an accident. In the days, weeks, and most likely months following this occurrence she then decided on more than a handful of occasions that "just one glass of wine" will not make a difference during the pregnancy. Fast forward 2 decades or so and we are now at a point where the product of those decisions has somehow found a way to NOT notice a giant bat latched to their necks, and is attempting to hold me responsible for the previous mentioned series of events. Shame on you sirs.... Shame on you for making me do this change.


lol you clever guy

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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Nagualcina » Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:37 pm

JohnCarver wrote:*Bats now suck between 3-4.5 Blood per tick, down from 3-9.


Bleh, i will wear one instead of necklace from now one... way to easy, way to easy...
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