Nubs are in Season

[Michael]

*Bats now suck between 3-4.5 Blood per tick, down from 3-9. This was a necessary change because approx 18-25 years ago a woman got pregnant, most likely an accident. In the days, weeks, and most likely months following this occurrence she then decided on more than a handful of occasions that "just one glass of wine" will not make a difference during the pregnancy. Fast forward 2 decades or so and we are now at a point where the product of those decisions has somehow found a way to NOT notice a giant bat latched to their necks, and is attempting to hold me responsible for the previous mentioned series of events. Shame on you sirs.... Shame on you for making me do this change.

A joke pointed at people with fetal alcohol syndrome. classy.

[alloin]

Mini Update #6:
*New Craftable Hat: Silver Circlet
*New Recipe: Pulpish Purgative.
*Effect of the Berrymash Purgative have been increased to 2 hours a gulp.
*Curious Cabbage Inspirational has been rebalanced.
*Bats now suck between 3-4.5 Blood per tick, down from 3-9. This was a necessary change because approx 18-25 years ago a woman got pregnant, most likely an accident. In the days, weeks, and most likely months following this occurrence she then decided on more than a handful of occasions that "just one glass of wine" will not make a difference during the pregnancy. Fast forward 2 decades or so and we are now at a point where the product of those decisions has somehow found a way to NOT notice a giant bat latched to their necks, and is attempting to hold me responsible for the previous mentioned series of events. Shame on you sirs.... Shame on you for making me do this change.

You're too kind for the retar... lesser intelligent people !!

[Procne]

Aww, I was hoping for the mass storage

[JohnCarver]

Aww, I was hoping for the mass storage

Me too. Soon*

[Zapt13]

Mini Update #6:
*Bats now suck between 3-4.5 Blood per tick, down from 3-9.

Yea, 3-9 did seem unusually harsh

[Dallane]

Mini Update #6:
*Bats now suck between 3-4.5 Blood per tick, down from 3-9.

Yea, 3-9 did seem unusually harsh

if you are a idiot yes it is.

[Procne]

How about making bats not spawn if there is a lit campfire within 5-10 tiles?

[JohnCarver]

How about making bats not spawn if there is a lit campfire within 5-10 tiles?

Reasonable, but if I were to do this I would probably ramp their spawns WAY up, so that its a requirement to have some fires nearby or else you will be plagued by them.

[Procne]

I already feel plagued by them. Or maybe I was cursed. Or maybe my blood is so sweet.

[Dallane]

I already feel plagued by them. Or maybe I was cursed. Or maybe my blood is so sweet.

i think you are sweet as cherry pie