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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby alagar » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:27 pm

lachlaan wrote:When do we get a doctor profession? I want to be a vet, it's clearly much needed. I just realized that all bears have severe osteoporosis! 1kg worth of bones for a 200kg+ beast sounds like they're pretty much made of jello. Pectin bears! ¦]


My turtle don't want die, help me pls.
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby lachlaan » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:50 pm

alagar wrote:
lachlaan wrote:When do we get a doctor profession? I want to be a vet, it's clearly much needed. I just realized that all bears have severe osteoporosis! 1kg worth of bones for a 200kg+ beast sounds like they're pretty much made of jello. Pectin bears! ¦]


My turtle don't want die, help me pls.


It's clearly a case opposite to the bear one! Bears have too little bones, turtles obviously have too many. I theorize that if you were able to find a way to grind a turtle into bonemeal, you'd get at least 190kg worth of it. That's why they're just about impenetrable.

We clearly need to perform a bone transplant from turtles to bears, that's the solution. Wtb scalpel to the toolbox.
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby Potjeh » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:45 pm

Deer should make noises too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CNuJNeMhxQ
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby MarpTarpton » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:58 pm

Potjeh wrote:Deer should make noises too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CNuJNeMhxQ


Or, to terrify the idly wandering player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EWzg4eiJnM
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby Potjeh » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:01 pm

Yeah, deer make some freaky noises, and I think it'd fit perfectly in Salem.
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby TotalyMeow » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:27 pm

MarpTarpton wrote:
Potjeh wrote:Deer should make noises too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CNuJNeMhxQ


Or, to terrify the idly wandering player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EWzg4eiJnM


Salem needs built in voice chat, so hermits can do this at wandering raiders.
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby trungdle » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:06 pm

TotalyMeow wrote:Salem needs built in voice chat, so hermits can do this at wandering raiders.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX43Bddoidc
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby SabZero_ice » Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:59 pm

TotalyMeow wrote:
MarpTarpton wrote:
Potjeh wrote:Deer should make noises too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CNuJNeMhxQ


Or, to terrify the idly wandering player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EWzg4eiJnM


Salem needs built in voice chat, so hermits can do this at wandering raiders.


http://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo
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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby alagar » Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:39 am

SabZero_ice wrote:http://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo


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Re: Sounds like Stalls

Postby Arkadion » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:11 am

Will there be another row of stalls added?
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