The Lawmaster & the Tailor Profession

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Re: The Lawmaster & the Tailor Profession

Postby gorniksam » Sun May 06, 2018 7:33 am

Darwoth wrote:
TheDuke86 wrote: *attempts to wrap tongue around zodds foot while making high pitched grunting sounds*



i heard a rumor that a lot less of westpine was "thrown away" than most people think, not sure if true or not. perhaps zodd or max could verify.

wow, u alive
steeloxidex wrote:Lel, this game is ****, you probably all only play it because you have garbage computers that cant play real games.

I am going to go play some real games. LOL scrubs.

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Re: The Lawmaster & the Tailor Profession

Postby Darwoth » Sun May 06, 2018 7:48 am

gorniksam wrote:wow, u alive


fear not, for i am eternal.
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Re: The Lawmaster & the Tailor Profession

Postby gorniksam » Sun May 06, 2018 4:50 pm

Darwoth wrote:
gorniksam wrote:wow, u alive


fear not, for i am eternal.

wow
steeloxidex wrote:Lel, this game is ****, you probably all only play it because you have garbage computers that cant play real games.

I am going to go play some real games. LOL scrubs.

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Re: The Lawmaster & the Tailor Profession

Postby Heffernan » Sun May 06, 2018 5:48 pm

Darwoth wrote:
gorniksam wrote:wow, u alive


fear not, for i am eternal.


the only thing being Eternal is your stupidy.
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Re: The Lawmaster & the Tailor Profession

Postby Darwoth » Sun May 06, 2018 6:16 pm

gorniksam wrote:wow


exactly. nothing more really need be said as this is the single word that has been uttered to me in a repeated almost trancelike state by discombobulated womenfolk since the beginning of known and unknown history. it is also why i can never seem to shake the flocks of them off of me unless i pretend to be a **** that likes anime and star trek.


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the only thing being Eternal is your stupidy.
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stupidity does not exist on my plane of being only on yours where you possess an abnormally large amount of it.

HOWEVER you are indeed correct to a point since even broken clocks are right twice a day. the old saying goes "you cant fix stupid" aka it is eternal and that along with another ten thousand and one reasons is why you are hopelessly broken with the second hand on your pecker, the minute hand on your attention span, and the hour hand buried up your ******* in a fist.

this indisputable fact (you) is what eventually led to the reply of "half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" when asking what time it is.
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