Salem

Turkeys really should die of old age

NeiroShop wrote:

Qiresea wrote:+1 to what the master of the universe said.

behold my solipsism

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcWsq4RGXgk

nobody even actually exists other than the fact i will it so, recently a dude was like "you are not the center of the universe!" and i juat had to chuckle because that is simply not true of course and he only said that because i implanted the thought into his mind to do so.

Lusewing wrote:Turkeys really should die of old age

excellent point, when i was a little kid my cousin and i got one of those baby chickens folks get as pets around easter but a few days later he wasnt paying attention and accidentally sat on and killed them. therefore i agree and think that the average lifespan of any poultry related animal should be 3.3 days.

Considering the length of life the rest of the farm animals live i think 3.3 days is perfect. An hour to hatch, two hours to grow to turkey and then three days as an adult.

Good luck making any more ducky pajamas people

Lusewing wrote:Considering the length of life the rest of the farm animals live i think 3.3 days is perfect. An hour to hatch, two hours to grow to turkey and then three days as an adult.

Good luck making any more ducky pajamas people

we share the same vision. in a few minutes i will focus my energies and make you the goddess of the animal kingdom of salem, indeed the very skins of the current animals in the game shall from this point forward bear your vision of what they should look like upon them.

A prophecy from Darwoth!

Mark these words people, and see their truth in the future to come.

go forth and behold salemites, though you shall not remember i can state that the future is the past and the past the future. you now enter the realm of lusewing everytime you enter a barn or interact with your animals, and if you do not name at least one of your animals lusewing a terrible fate will befall upon you.

Qiresea wrote:

The rage is so yummy qiresea haha!

ZoddAlmighty wrote:

TheDuke86 wrote:-1 not only dose it creat more work but also I’m sure turkeys are well enough evolved to not eat themselves to death.

Lol, man if you dont see the sarcasm there and if you thought for a second that it was a proper idea then you are way dumber than you sound.
I for one welcome this idea, overfeed turkeys can become viral bombs for new class bombardier to use them.

Wait didn’t you rage quit already? What are you doing here? Btw HnH has bots, I’m sure you and lord *** dove will enjoy it more.

TheDuke86 wrote:

pay no attention to lazun folks as he does not actually exist, he is merely a bad dream that i created to frighten all of you into gettiing an education by demonstrating what will happen if you do not.

Why no one talking about turkey diseases there are so many dangerous infections around

vilkin wrote:Why no one talking about turkey diseases there are so many dangerous infections around

+1