much needed turkey revamp

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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Lusewing » Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:42 am

Turkeys really should die of old age
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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Darwoth » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:38 am

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Lusewing wrote:Turkeys really should die of old age


excellent point, when i was a little kid my cousin and i got one of those baby chickens folks get as pets around easter but a few days later he wasnt paying attention and accidentally sat on and killed them. therefore i agree and think that the average lifespan of any poultry related animal should be 3.3 days.
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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Lusewing » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:46 am

Considering the length of life the rest of the farm animals live i think 3.3 days is perfect. An hour to hatch, two hours to grow to turkey and then three days as an adult.

Good luck making any more ducky pajamas people ;)
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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Darwoth » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:50 am

Lusewing wrote:Considering the length of life the rest of the farm animals live i think 3.3 days is perfect. An hour to hatch, two hours to grow to turkey and then three days as an adult.

Good luck making any more ducky pajamas people ;)



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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Lusewing » Fri Mar 09, 2018 9:58 am

A prophecy from Darwoth!

Mark these words people, and see their truth in the future to come.
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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Darwoth » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:00 am

go forth and behold salemites, though you shall not remember i can state that the future is the past and the past the future. you now enter the realm of lusewing everytime you enter a barn or interact with your animals, and if you do not name at least one of your animals lusewing a terrible fate will befall upon you.
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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby TheDuke86 » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:08 am

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The rage is so yummy qiresea haha!

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TheDuke86 wrote:-1 not only dose it creat more work but also I’m sure turkeys are well enough evolved to not eat themselves to death.

Lol, man if you dont see the sarcasm there and if you thought for a second that it was a proper idea then you are way dumber than you sound.
I for one welcome this idea, overfeed turkeys can become viral bombs for new class bombardier to use them.


Wait didn’t you rage quit already? What are you doing here? Btw HnH has bots, I’m sure you and lord *** dove will enjoy it more.
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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Darwoth » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:18 am

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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby vilkin » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:39 am

Why no one talking about turkey diseases there are so many dangerous infections around :?:
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Re: much needed turkey revamp

Postby Nsuidara » Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:42 am

vilkin wrote:Why no one talking about turkey diseases there are so many dangerous infections around :?:

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