i want to be able to use royal jelly on a spring to create a harley (complete with engine noises of course) to ride around on instead of stupid ***** crickets, you should also be able to fire and reload pistols while riding on it to offset the spring to cricket cost ratio.
i realize some may think this idea is "dumb" or "not in character with the game" or "overpowered" as they sit on a giant unpaid playerclaim of broken stupidity and do stuff like kick soccerballs around but that is merely because they themselves are to stupid to see how amazing and loaded with wisdom every word that leaps from my tongue truly is.
edit: the motorcycle would of course be faster than crickets as well, but consume the currently useless since implemented "train oil" for fuel.