Salem

So I start up the game and it comes up with a box that says "Downloading application"
And thats it. The progress bar never goes past a certain point.

So I found Enders client and tried that
Now its downloaded but I keep getting this error

java.lang.UnsatisfiedLinkError: no jogl in java.library.path
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at java.lang.Runtime.loadLibrary0(Unknown Source)
at java.lang.System.loadLibrary(Unknown Source)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.NativeLibLoader.loadLibraryInternal(NativeLibLoader.java:189)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.NativeLibLoader.access$000(NativeLibLoader.java:49)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.NativeLibLoader$DefaultAction.loadLibrary(NativeLibLoader.java:80)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.NativeLibLoader.loadLibrary(NativeLibLoader.java:103)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.NativeLibLoader.access$200(NativeLibLoader.java:49)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.NativeLibLoader$1.run(NativeLibLoader.java:111)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.NativeLibLoader.loadCore(NativeLibLoader.java:109)
at com.sun.opengl.impl.windows.WindowsGLDrawableFactory.<clinit>(WindowsGLDrawableFactory.java:60)
at java.lang.Class.forName0(Native Method)
at java.lang.Class.forName(Unknown Source)
at javax.media.opengl.GLDrawableFactory.getFactory(GLDrawableFactory.java:106)
at javax.media.opengl.GLCanvas.chooseGraphicsConfiguration(GLCanvas.java:520)
at javax.media.opengl.GLCanvas.<init>(GLCanvas.java:131)
at haven.HavenPanel.<init>(HavenPanel.java:68)
at haven.HavenPanel.<init>(HavenPanel.java:78)
at haven.MainFrame.<init>(MainFrame.java:214)
at haven.MainFrame.main2(MainFrame.java:411)
at haven.MainFrame.access$1(MainFrame.java:403)
at haven.MainFrame$8.run(MainFrame.java:476)
at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)

See this thread for resolving the jogl issue:

viewtopic.php?f=10&t=385&p=3848&hilit=no+jogl+in+java.library.path&sid=1f49c4736ec4905c9a2bb99512b16f10#p3848

Tried that a few times now and no luck

~EDIT~

Is there no way to just directly download the client rather than go through all this weblauncher stuff?

Try changing your windows username, reinstalling java.

Reinstalled Java. Doesn't seem to have done any good.

Yep no problems there.
Game still doesn't work mind you

Mister wrote:java.lang.UnsatisfiedLinkError: no jogl in java.library.path

Seems that java cant find some .dlls.
When you started ender client 'updater.jnlp' it should have created yourUSER/salem/bin/ directory. Go there. Copy all .dll files (should be 4) and put them in:
where_you_installed_java/bin/
example: C:\Program Files\Java\jre7\bin .
Now try starting game again.

Nope just one .dll
Gluegen-rt.dll