Salem

It's still summer.. What the hell

should be winter for a day or so now(even counting all the downtime).

Shush, it's a long and warm summer this year in Popham. Global warming is upon us as soon as we just start out. The domestic animals produce too much methane already, which then contributes to the depletion of the ozone layer in the stratosphere. The beavers are so confused they overgenerate lard, I'm sure we'll be seeing more bikinis in the near future as the heat rises. Only JC can know how to end this.
Inb4 tax increase due to funding renewable energies